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URGENT REPLY NEEDED

Posted by Yo on 25th January 2007

Reply to drabdu samu18

Jan 6
DR ABDU SAMU
The Manager of Audit & Accountancy Dept.
African Development Bank/A.D.B.

Ouagadougou, Burkina-Faso.

( READ CAREFULLY AND KEEP SECRET )

Greeting, and how are you doing?I hope fine.Please let this my message do not be a surprise to you because i got your information and lay trust in you before i contacted you. I am the MANAGER OF AUDIT & ACCOUNTANCY DEPARTMENT of our bank and i decided to contact you over this financial transaction worth the sum of TWENTY TWO MILLION,THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($22,300,000.00).This is an abandoned fund that belongs to the one of our bank foreign customers who died along with his completely family on 25th Oct, 2002 in a plane crash disaster.

I was very fortune to came acroos the deceased file when i was arranging the old and abandoned customers files of 2003-2004 in other to submit to the bank managements accordingly for documentation purposes.It is clearly stated in our BANKING FOREIGN POLICY and signed lawfully that if such fund remains unclaimed by the NEXT OF KIN till the period of SIX(6) years starting from the date when the beneficiary died, the money will be transferred into the BANK TREASURY as an unclaimed fund.Besides,it is not authorized by the law guiding our bank for a citizen of BURKINA FASO to make the claim of the fund.

So the request of you as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the claim and transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as the NEXT OF KIN to the deceased.When the fund is transferred into your account, FOURTY PERCENT(40%) will be for you in an assistance and in provision of the bank account,while SIXTY PERCENT (60%) will be for me. If you are really sure of your integerity, trustworthy and confidentiality,reply with your contact necessary for the transfer and call me as you so that i will let you know the steps to follow in order to finalize this transaction immediately.I will be waiting for your urgent reply.

My regards to you and your family,

DR ABDU SAMU

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She frowned at the calendar.

Posted by Yo on 31st December 2006

All right! She frowned at the calendar.

Why, that she didn’t hold all the cards after all — that I had a certain passive hold over her. It was not only warmed up now, it was hot and running on full choke. About how the clunk of that dead key was driving me crazy. It had been called Misery’s Hobby. “GAW. I repeat, a tomado watch — But it was time to stop playing games and get down to business. He switched custody of his cloth cap to his left hand solely, and with his right produced a giant red handkerchief from his pocket. andesine

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for your girl to be happy!

Posted by Yo on 31st December 2006

We took too much for granted. We didn’t challenge our basic assumptions,” Hayden said. I also acknowledged a series of intelligence failures in the months preceding the U.S. attack on Iraq and promised that if confirmed by the Senate he would take steps to guard against a repeat of such errors.

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Uranium Deposits in Mongolia

Posted by Yo on 31st December 2006

Soviet and Mongolian geologists began exploring for uranium in Mongolia in the 1940s. From 1967 to 1988 more systematic exploration for uranium was undertaken, and four major uranium deposits were defined in Mongolia, the Priargun, Gobi-Tamtsag, Khentii-Daur, and Northern Mongolian uranium provinces. Uranium deposits of economic value were discovered in the Dornod, Gurvanbulag, and Mardai areas of eastern Mongolia and the Kharaat area of southern Mongolia. The proven Uranium resources of Mongolia in these deposits are about 62,000 metric tons.

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I was mad! aztecan bearberry Didn’t she?

Posted by Yo on 31st December 2006

“A ghost of a smile at the corners of her mouth; she touched his face briefly, with some affection. You got a funny idea of just, Mr Paul Sheldon. He recognized walking as good exercise, but it was boring. you know they are just imaginings, don’t you? She gave a tremendous jerk and this time Paul was thrown off. Ramage — ” Suddenly he turned over onto his belly and screamed at the ground — under other circumstances it would have been comic. She brought the pages to him, put them on the board, and then stepped back quickly.

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Enchanted Forest

Posted by Yo on 31st December 2006

Mother never went into the Enchanted Forest. Never. Then I saw the sword she was carrying. Even from a distance, I could tell it wasn’t an ordinary sword. It was about the same size and shape as the one I practiced with, but it shone too brightly and looked too sharp to be ordinary. Mother brought it over to me and set it down on top of the boards.

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I was out

Posted by Yo on 31st December 2006

I was out by the remains of our door, trying to fix it. I didn’t think my chances were very good. I picked up the hammer, and as I looked around for nails I saw Mother walk out of the Enchanted Forest. I was so surprised I dropped the hammer and nearly smashed my foot.

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The wizard

Posted by Yo on 31st December 2006

The wizard stood there for a minute, and I sneaked a little closer so I could see better. He was frowning, and I got the impression he wasn’t used to being ignored. Mother kept stirring. Mother finally turned around. I took one look at her face and backed up a couple of steps. She looked at the wizard for a minute and started to smile. Nothing, Antorell? Are you sure?

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Squawk Box Stock Report - Spam

Posted by Yo on 2nd June 2006

Stan Ragland to smiffy1985

ALERT ISSUED

Already up 0.45 in the last 3 days of trading!

Fa lcon Ene rgy, Inc.
F C Y I
1 week ago $0.88
Today 1.98
Up from 1.60 Wend
5 Day Expected 2.90
Market Plus Top four Pick

There is a big PR campaign running all week!! This Is Going To Explode!

Is FCYI Ready To Go? If You Think So, You Know what to Do…

VANCOUVER, British Columbia, May 26, 2006 — Falcon Energy, Inc. is pleased to announce that it will be initiating a detailed study for two of the properties for which it holds exploration licenses in Mongolia. The studies will be in preparation for a work program on the properties. Falcon Energy Inc. will seek to engage a geological team to study its properties and make recommendations for the commencement of a work program. Both properties hold great promise for the discovery of significant deposits of Uranium.

The first property is the Huld License Area (license 9997X)

The Huld license area is located on the territory of Dashbalbar soum of Dornot province. This property is situated 650 km NE of Ulaanbaatar and 170 km North of Choibalsan /province center/ and 50 km NE of the significant Mardai Uranium deposit. Production of Uranium ore from the Mardai deposit has ranged up to 195 tons annually.

The second property is the Har Tolgoi License Area (license 9996X)

The license area is located at the joint part of Tuvshinshiree, Monhhaan and Uubayan soums of Suhbaatar province. The Har Tolgoi license area comprises a total of 12,319 hectares.

With the current bull market for Uranium, a number of companies are currently very active in Uranium exploration. The Western Prospector’s team is focused on the a uranium project located in North-Eastern Mongolia with the 2006 exploration program, budgeted at US$16 million. UGL Enterprises also has holdings and great interest in the area.

Current major Uranium discoveries in Mongolia include the Dornod Deposit which has 40,128,000 pounds grading 0.118%, 31,664,000 pounds grading 0.177% and 26,349,000 pounds grading 0.236% and the Gurvanbulag project (Western Prospector) which has a reported resource of 22,679,160 pounds grading 0.245% and an additional 19,183,616 pounds grading 0.135% (source: National Bank report February 25, 2005).

Despite uranium spot prices in 2000 that touched lows of less than US$7.00 per pound for U3O8, the spot price has since increased to over US$37.00 per pound (January 30, 2006), and the long term Uranium market outlook remains positive with increased consumption, and future downtrend of secondary uranium sources.

Uranium Deposits in Mongolia

Soviet and Mongolian geologists began exploring for uranium in Mongolia in the 1940s. From 1967 to 1988 more systematic exploration for uranium was undertaken, and four major uranium deposits were defined in Mongolia, the Priargun, Gobi-Tamtsag, Khentii-Daur, and Northern Mongolian uranium provinces. Uranium deposits of economic value were discovered in the Dornod, Gurvanbulag, and Mardai areas of eastern Mongolia and the Kharaat area of southern Mongolia. The proven Uranium resources of Mongolia in these deposits are about 62,000 metric tons.

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Re: CTBG Deploys World’s Only Fully Rotating Well Fishing Tools - Ref. vkh1283441 Spam

Posted by Yo on 2nd June 2006

Fabian Ibarra
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SPRING, TX–(MARKET WIRE)– Coil Tubing Technology, Inc. (CTBG) announces the delivery of the first group of 8 Rotating Tools to oil and gas well service companies operating in Mexico and Oklahoma. Designed for use in “fishing” applications utilizing 2″ coiled tubing strings, these tools were delivered and “in the field” the week of May 1, 2006. torpedolike emerge

In addition, CTBG has received orders for ten (10) more of these 2 7/8″ Rotating Tool units, plus five (5) 2 1/8″ Rotating Tools, all of which are scheduled for delivery to customers before the end of the month of May. voucher lyophobic

CTBG offers the only fully rotating tool for well fishing applications,” stated Jerry Swinford, President of Coil Tubing Technology, Inc. “Other tools in the marketplace only ‘index’ or ‘turn’ in 90 degree increments without fully rotating, which is an inefficient means of latching a fish. We are delighted by the overwhelming response from customers regarding the capabilities of these tools.” bustiest new.

The Rotating Tool is a device that attaches to the end of a coiled tube to assist with “latching a fish,” or removing production kits or undesired obstructions from the well by introducing rotation under mechanical pressure. The design and action of the tool is similar to a “Yankee screwdriver.” If, for example, during normal operations, a piece of coiled tube is broken off and remains lodged in the wellbore, it can be difficult to get the new coiled tubing line past the obstruction. By introducing rotation to the “overshot,” or latching mechanism at the end of the tool, obstructions can be cleared without the need to manually work the tool through the well head. racialism stagecoaches.

Coil Tubing Technology was established in 1998 by an innovative founder that has over thirty years experience in the design of oil-field tools in general and fifteen years of experience in the design of proprietary tools for the coiled tubing industry in particular. With more than fifteen patents either granted or pending, CTBG is the leader in providing new technology to the coiled tubing industry. CTBG has become a one stop rental tool company supplying a full line of standard as well as propietary coiled tubing downhole tools. ghillie misdirection.

COILED TUBING DRILLING TOOLS huddled mora

The Jet Motor maximizes torque and RPM combinations. This motor has the capability to establish bit hydraulics. The long life bearing package allows the tool to stay in the hole longer than average. It can be jarred without damaging the tool which is ideal for drilling through shale. The Jet Motor has been used successfully with MWD and steering tools in drilling applications. The nitrogen power source permits underbalanced drilling. phanerogam dugongs.

The Pulsator allows the weight on the bit to be maximized without stalling the motor as the torsional and axial torque are retained within the tool. The maximum tensible strength allows high energy jarring impact while the tool prevents spike loading from migrating up into the generic tool strings. wades sexually.

The HeavyHitter, when used on the upstroke only, provides variable tensible overpull due to its hydraulic metered detent system. The minimum axial drag at detent release provides high velocity of the hammer mass to the anvil. canalicular
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