Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kƒmp¢ng ChhnÆng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will “… take on anything; man, beast, or machine.”

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kƒmp¢ng ChhnÆng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

by The Epic

There are a lot of stupid assed speakers and such in my school that come and talk to us about sex and saying no. Bullshit I say, they hand out papers with 50 ways to say no to sex. Being the nice guy I am I came up with 1 way to get around each of those sayings. Some of these were actually taken from the paper given. They’re fucking retarded. So without further bullshit…50 Ways to Say No to Sex and 50 ways to get around them.

1.”I just had my hair done”-Giving me a blow job won’t mess your hair up at all.

2.”I don’t feel good.”-You know they say eating penis helps with sickness.

3.”I don’t want to get pregnant.”-You can’t get pregnant from a little anal.

4.”Don’t you respect me?”-I’ll do more than respect you if you’ll spread em.

5.”No.”-Ok, you might want to just punch her and rape for this one.

6.”I want my first time to be special.”-We can break out the furry handcuffs if that’ll suit you.

7.”I want to wait until I’m married.”-Good one, married couples don’t fuck.

8.”I’m not attracted to you like that.”-Would you like another beer?

9.”I don’t want an STD”-Trust me, I don’t have a green dick.

10.”Go to hell”-I will after I go to heaven, that is if you’ll take me there.

11.”I have to take a shower.”-Awesome, you know how to have fun.

12.”My mother would kill me.”-Fine, I’ll bang her too so she don’t get jealous.

13.”I have a boyfriend, he’ll be mad.”-Your boyfriend is cheating on you. I know it hurts to hear, but I can make it all better.

14.”If you loved me you’d wait until I was ready.”-No, if you loved me you’d do anything for me.

15.”We can have fun without having sex.”-Yes, I could have fun without playing hockey, but that don’t stop me from playing it.

16.”This isn’t the right place.”-Oakum house isn’t far away.

17.”I have things to do.”-Yeah…I’m waiting.

18.”I have a headache.”-I have Advil. I’ll be ready in about 20 minutes.

19.”Isn’t this a bad place to do it?”-Now what’s wrong with a little sex in the McDonalds cooler now and then?

20.”My car needs washed.”-Oh good, I’ve never had sex in an automatic car wash before.

21.”I’d feel slutty”-So, you probably should.

22.”I’m tired.”-Ok, get a power nap and I’ll watch TV till you get back.

23.”I have to take my clothes to the Laundromat.” Well aren’t you going to need something fun to do while they wash?

24.”I’m meeting my friends tonight for dinner. I have to go.”-Hmm…are your friends attractive?

25.”Sorry bye! leaves”-Catches with rope. You know the drill.

26.”Sorry I’m meeting the Epic tonight.”-Ok, there really is nothing that will keep a woman from seeing me.

27.”I would much rather go out for dinner.”-Ok, how about after that?

28.”Can’t we do something else?”-Yes, but that’s not the point.

29.”My favorite TV show is on.”-You have Tivo bitch.

30.”I’m hunrgy.”-How about eating a really big wiener?

31.”I have too much respect for myself to have sex at an early age.”-I respect you enough to want in your pants. That deserves something.

32.”There’s a good movie playing tonight.”-Yeah, a nice dark place. Sounds kinky.

33.”No I hate you.”-Well you can hate me and punish my peter any day of the week.

34.”I’m not in the mood.”-Would you like a beer?

35.”Mommy, the strange man is scaring me.”-Listen I have Jolly Ranchers, just get in the god damned van.

36.”I’m late for work.”-Well since you’re already in trouble you may as well have fun before you get yelled at.

37.”What do you think I am, some cheap slut?”-Ok maybe 10 was a little low, how about 100?

38.”I just took a shower.”-But I bet you didn’t take a golden shower.

39.”I appreciate dinner, but that doesn’t mean I’ll have sex with you.”-Waiter, seperate checks please.

40.”Hold on, I have a phone call.”-That’s why they invented voicemail.

41.”Aren’t you the kid that had his ass duct taped in the 11th grade?”-How’d you like to be the girl that got her ass taped into by insert full name here?

42.”I’m a nun.”-(Ok, why you’d hit on a nun evades me, but oh well.)

43.”It’s that time of the month.”-…god damn it.

44.”I’m old enough to be your grandmother.”-But you’re not my grandmother so it’s all good.

45.”What if my daughter walks in?”-I’m thinking we can keep this all in the family.

46.”Those people will be able to see us.”-Oh, an audience.

47.”I don’t want you to think I’m easy.”-I don’t care if you are; you’re making my penis hard.

48.”Lets go golfing instead.”-If we get lost in the wood I’ll let you wash my balls. (I can’t turn down a round of golf.)

49.”All you men care about is sex.”-That’s right; all of my caring is spent towards you. Don’t you love me?

50.”I’m lesbian.”-Turn off the lights, there will be no difference between me and the strap on.

There you are.50 ways you’ll be having sex in no time. These are not guaranteed to work, but how could they not? I may come out with another one of these, I don’t know yet.

About the Author

The Epic is the owner of a personal site called the Epic Zone. You can visit by going to theepiczone.com.

I laid down on my tummy and cried into my pillow until I fell asleep. I woke up much later, must have been the middle of the night cause it was darkout. My clothes and bed were soaked as usuall, and only served to remind me of the diapers that were to come. I started to cry as I stripped off my wet things and also my bed. I put the spare sheets on the bed and went to take the wet stuff to the laundry room.I had to push the dresser out of the way to gt out of the room, and when I steped out I stumbled over something. I landed on the floor my face pressed into my wet smelly sheets. I looked back to see what I tripped on. The bag of diapers and other stuff.I got to my feet and took the laundry downstairs. Quietly I walked back upstairs, not wanting to wake mom, mainly becuase I was still naked. I sighed when I saw the stuff at my door again.

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